Greetz and 'Eyup
Welcome to the evil lair of Archbishop Jezzmund Tutu, doomsayer and evil genius extraordinaire..
I know - Sites basic, and unfinished - tough shit, it's just a front end to enable you fucktards to
get in touch and whatnot, as well as a online store and reference so i've got somewhere to stash tings,
You don't like it? do better and give it me... No? - then sit down knobhead. This seems blatantly fuckin obvious to me, but to get back to the main page you press the cross in the corner (X) - if that's too complex, How the smeg did you get here in the first place?! click >Index>. For all you fucktards out there that have no basic grasp of web etiquette,
For all you spackwits that think CAPSLOCK is cruise control for cool,
and to all you that think Common Sense comes dehydrated in packets;
Fucking educate yourself with the Rules o' teh Interweb,
Got Questions? -RTFM
Really think you should Google it.
About t'design
Fair's Fair, I'm no code whore; site is YAWT - credit for the Leg work here goes to Vacant,
Teh Universe revolves around me..
I am Jezzmund, i think therefore i am,
I think i'm too stoned - complete that thought..